Ma*is Broadband...

Me: I want to know why my connection so slow.

Staff: Your package is limited for only 3G, & you have exceeded it. have you been downloading something?

Me: Nop, I haven't use your maxis broadband to download anything since last month.

Staff: but our record here show that you've exceeded it.

Me: i'm pretty sure that i'm not using it to download anything since last month because i got faster connection than your internet!

Staff: erm......

Me: is it possible if anyone used my line?

Staff: it's not possible be because your one is not wifi. have u ever let anyone used the moderm?

Me: Never!

Staff: but it's already exceeded. your current usage is over 6G.

Me: HOW COME? i haven't been downloading anything what!

Staff: you can check back to our record. on 5th of October, you already used 4G!

Me: wait, that's really not possible! Your connection so slow, how could it made me use 4G per day?? i'm not downloading anything wat!

Staff: maybe you're browsing a lot.

Me: how is it possible to browse for 4G per day???

Staff: but our record show that you use 4G per day!

Me: OK OK! if just normal browsing can up to 4G per day, and you're only allow me to browse for 3G, which mean every first day of month i browse net, then it exceeded the limit & you make my line slow lor??

Staff: EXCELLENT!!

ME: ...alright. BYE BYE (to ma*is broadband!!)!!!!

Can anyone teach me how to browse up to 4G per day???